1. Dont take life too seriously, always find time to laugh. Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,but adds more life to ur years.. GOOD MORNING..!
  2. Distance cannot seperate anyone, time can't bind anyone, if feelings r true and from heart just close yr eyes and u can find ANYONE....Good morning.
  3. In life,we never know what we been missing until it arrives & we never realise what we got until its missing." Appreciate every little things we gate."Gud Mrng
  4. Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi, pyare se kinare, pyari si oss ki boonden, pyari si thandi hawaye, ek pyare se insan ko pyara sa din de jayen.Gud Morning
  5. With petals of roses, palm full of holy water, light of sunshine, fragrance of flowers and grass with dew, i wish a very special morn'g to u... Have a great day! Gud Morning !
  6. Best day
    AÄJ


    Best gift
    ZI]DÄGI


    Best eahsaas
    KHÜ


    Best feelin
    PYÄÄR


    Best relation
    DÖSTI


    Best person
    HÜM


    Best FRND
    TÜM! . . . .good morning
  7. No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U, Many Friends 2 Love U, God Himself 2 Bless U These r my Wishes 4 U 4 2day 2morow & Everyday...... Gud morning
  8. HÄÄL KÄiSÄ HÄi
    JNÄB KÄ


    KyA KHYÄL HÄi ApKÄ


    HÜM
    TÖ
    UTH GYE
    HÖ.HÖ.HÖ..
    TÜM
    BHi
    UTH JÄÖ
    HÄ.HÄ.HÄ..
    ,.+"'-., ,.-"'+,
    # GOOD #
    *MÖRNiNG*
    ,.+"'-.,*,.-'"+.,
  9. I
    WISH
    YOU
    A
    Marvelous
    Monday
    Tasty
    Tuesday
    Wonderful
    Wednesday
    Thankful
    Thursday
    Friendly
    Friday
    Successful
    Saturday! gud moring....
  10. Do not expect anythng frm life,
    xpctions hurt.
    Wen u dont expect,
    evry moment,evry thing is a suprise,
    n'
    every surprise brngs hapiness wid it.
    B happy alwaz ! Good Morning
  11. GIRL:Aisa khat likh ki sajna meri umar beet jaye parte parte

    Boy :
    void main()
    ( int i;
    for(i=0; i<=-1; i++)
    cout<<"LUV U";
    getch();
    )
    hun pardi reh..

  12. What is the difference between love Marriage and arranged Marriage? ...* The first one is a perfect suicide...* ...* And...* The next is a planned Murder...*..
  13. Ghabbar sing-ye hath mujhe de de thakur;
    Thakur-tere pas to pehle se hi 2 hai mere wale leke kya sherawali maa banega!!!
  14. STAY

    LUNCH100/p>

    FREE BREAKFAST

    DINNER 100/p>

    FREE SECURITY


    TO AVAIL THIS PACKAGE PLEASE DIAL 100 - punjab Police at ur service...

  15. Raste par mat baitho hawa tang karegi,gujare hue lamhon ki saza tang karegi,kisi ko mat lao DIL ke itne kareeb,uske JANE par uski har ek ada tang karegi..<:::>
  16. ,.+""-., ,.-""+,
    #( -_-)(-_- )#
    *>")("<>")("<*
    ""-.,*,.-""
    I send this 2 little angels 2 wish u Good Night.
  17. Two thoughts for whole life: 1. No one deserves ur tears, and the one who deserves ur tears will never make u cry. 2. Destiny decides who u meet in ur life, but its ur heart who decide who'll stay in ur life
  18. CONGRATS! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, just throw your phone against the wall & arrange the pieces back
  19. Book khulti hai exam ka sama hota hai, isi mausam me to dimag tabah hota hai. Dimag ki baten answersheet
    pe nahi aati, ye fasana to marksheet pe bayan hota hai
  20. Samunder sa syllabus hai, nadiyan bhar pad pate hai,baalti bhar yaad rehta hai, mug bhar likh aate hai,chulu bhar number aate hai, usi mei doobkar mar jate hain
  21. Whenever u feel like studying,just sit down,relax,take a deep breath until that dangerous feeling goes away!!!
  22. Kabir Ke Dohe: Kaahe javat college ko Kaahe karat padai Number utne hi aat hai, Jitne ki chit banai.
  23. Eq1:
    Study=Don't Fail
    Eq2:
    Don't Study=Fail

    Addin eq1&eq2:
    Study+Don't Study=Fail+Don't Fail

    =>Study(1+Don't)=Fail(1+Don't)

    =>STUDY=FAIL

    den y waste time.
  24. The minds of 2 friends are like lines of a Railway Track.They never meet, But have 2 go together a long way 2 save derailment of the Train called "FRIENDSHIP"!
  25. THOUGHT OF D DAY

    When u r up in life,
    ur friends get 2 know who u r...
    When u r down,
    u get 2 know who ur friends r...

  26. Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, rehte hai jo nigaho se door, sale wahi Question, paper mein zarur hote hai.
  27. Do u know
    abt d things
    which live
    after death?

    Eyes-31mins
    Brain-10mins
    Legs-4hrs
    Skin-5days

    Ear-10mins
    Bones-30days

    &


    Relationship-

    4ever.

  28. "N A M A S K A R" Zinda ho to ek sms bhejo,
    Asmaan me chale gaye ho to baarish bhejo,
    Swarag main ho to apsara bhejo,
    Aur agar narak mein ho to....enjoy .
  29. Karke dosti hum kisiko nahi bhulate..
    Zindagi bhar dosti hai nibhate..
    Na ho tumhe dosti me bantware ka ehsas ;
    Isliye hum naye dost bi nahi banate..
  30. Man: I just killed 5 Makhis'. 3 were male & 2 were female. Wife: How could you tell ? Man: 3 were sitting on a beer bottle & 2 were on the phone !!!
  31. A cigarette shortens ur life by 2 mins!A beer shortens ur life by 4 mins!But A lecture shortens ur life by 1hr!So don't attend lectures.Jus smoke&drink!
  32. Aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh pate,
    Dil se aapko kaise bhula pate,
    Kash ki aap sanso k alava aaine me bhi base hote, Khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate..
  33. Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a symbol of rememberance..@);-
  34. Koi kehnda rabb gareeba da,koi kehnda rabb badnasiban da, par tuhaade varga dost paa ke menu injh lagda, Jive rabb mere warge khush naseebn da.''
  35. MACHAR SONG:- Bheege HOTH tere, pyasa DANK mera. lage AMRIT sa muje KHOON tera. kabhi mere saath koi RAAT gujar, tuje subha tak main SUJA du YAAR wO-o-o-HO
  36. Dil jab toot-ta hai to awaz nahi aati,har kisi ko mohabat raas nahi aati,yeh to apne-apne naseeb ki baat hai,koi bhulta nahi aur kisi ko yaad hi nahi aati.
  37. Today is Veerappan's first death anniversary. please switch off your cell for two minutes as mark of respect. send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did.
  38. Ki kariye lokan da,

    Har gall nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,

    Je sms na kariye taan kanjus,

    j kariye taan vehla kehnde ne.

  39. Tum jab aaine k paas jaate ho....
    To aaina kehta hai

    Béäutiful,beautiful

    Aur jb tum aaine se door jaate ho to aaina kehta hai

    Aprlful aprlful..@);-

  40. If
    u
    r
    a
    Chocolate
    u
    r
    Sweetest,
    If
    u
    r
    a
    Teddy Bear
    u
    r
    Most CUTEST,
    If
    u
    r
    a
    Star
    u
    r
    Brightest,
    And if,
    u
    r
    My FRIEND

    "OH.....
    U R the luckiest....!

  41. Kya bindas hva chal rahi hai,birds gana ga rahe hain,cow log eat rahe hain,shaane log SMS kar rahe hain,aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
  42. QWho Said English is Easy
    Fill this blank with Yes or No?

    1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.


    2. __I dont have SENSE.


    3. __I am STUPID.

  43. Falling in love is a secret ambition, Finding true love is the greatest tension, so follow the indian tradition, and marry ur dad's decision!
  44. Love is somthing that none can hate.love is a passion we find in our mate,love can happen any-time,early or late.....love is a medicine without an expiry date !
  45. 3monkeys escaped from zoo.1st found watching tv. 2nd Found playing football & 3rd......


    no,it's not u yaar.
    Hamesha aisa he kyuo sochte ho yaar!

  46. Always keep ur LOVER's photo in ur purse. Whenever u are in some big trouble, see the photo, u will feel that No other problem is bigger than this.
  47. sachhi dosti bejuban hoti hai, Yeh toh aankhon se bayan hoti hai, dosti mein dard mile to kya, dukh-dard mein hi toh apne parayo ki pehchan hoti hai.!
  48. Care is the sweetest form of love.when someone says take care it really means that u will stay in their heart till its last beat. So "take care"
  49. Waise to kai dost hai hamare, jaise Asman me kai sitare, par Aap dosti ke Asman ke woh chand ho, jiske samne feke padte hai sare sitare.
  50. Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success. For example God created u,so what?? then he created me..
  51. The happiest
    pe("._.")ple


    don"t have
    EVERYTHING in life.
    they just make the BEST of EVERYTHING that life brings their way!

    STAY HAPPY!
    gud nite

  52. Dhan 2 SHRI GURU NANAK DEV ji de gurpurab dian lakh lakh vadhaian guru ji mehar karn. Tuhanu chardi kala te khushian bakhshn.
  53. DIL ki gailyon mein DHUNDA to SUNSAN paya.Har MOD pe
    DEKHA 2 kuch
    NAZAR naa aya.

    CHALTE
    chalte.
    YAAD aya...

    Aaj DOST ka
    koi MSG nahi aaya.

  54. It is confirmed now that adam was the first sardar! otherwise who else would sit next to a naked woman and eat apples.....
  55. Fish said 2 Water: U won't ever c my tears, b'coz i m in the Water.
    Water replied: But I can feel ur tears b'coz u r in my heart.
    That'z FRIENDSHIP.....
  56. Ek aap ho ki kitne achhe ho, Ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ho, Ek aap ho ki kitne sachhe ho, Aur ek hum hain jo jhooth pe jhooth bole ja rahe hain
  57. _______, is the first word that comes from heart when you think about ME.
    Answer should be prompt n straight forward.
    Be frank n dont lie..
  58. As the day turns into night keep ur worries out of sight! No matter how tough the world may seem, u still deserve the SWEETEST dream. GOOD NIGHT
  59. Baghon ko to patjhar ne loota, loota humein bahaar ne, Dunia marti hai maut se, humein mara tere message ke intezaar ne...!!
  60. After being severely infected with U,i mounted u in petri dishes containing blood agar medium & incubated for 24 hrs, u being Bacillus Friendophilus when viewed under microscope showed heartshaped colonies being sensitive to antibiotics like Carecillin, Lovemycin. So I lyophilized ur f'ship 4 life time.
  61. Dost to rukhsat ho jate hain,
    Par kuch yaadon ke daayre ban jate hain,
    Bhool jana to insan ki fitrat hai,
    Par kuch achche dost yadon me bas jate hain!!!
  62. Precaution: Keeping a place 4 me in yr heart is ok,but keeping a place 4 me in yr mind mite be dangerous. . .coz... People say . .I'm MIND BLOWING!!!
  63. I want to giv d world's

    Most Sweetest
    Most Cutest
    and
    Most Special Gift to you


    but the post man shouted on me

    "come out of the postbox".

  64. Har rang or gam ki dava hai dosti,kuch kahi unkahi baato ki razaa hai dosti,kami hai duniya main poojne walon ki,varna to is jamin par khuda hai dosti...
  65. Bahut achey dost the


    Kafi jada Achey dost the


    Jine Mrzi Achey Ho Hm Dono Se Achey ho sakte hai kya

  66. Arz kiya hai...Tere face ki chamakti beauty ne - mere sleeping heart ko awake kiya...mera dil to salty biscuit tha-teri friendship ne mitha cake kiya.
  67. Khushian hon over flow,
    Masti kabhi na ho low,
    Dosti ka sarur chaya rahe,
    Jeb me bhari maya rahe, Shohrat ki ho bauchar,
    Aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI ka tyaohar.
  68. With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of Chants, May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life. Wishing you & your family a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
  69. This your way to wish you warmly "A HAPPY DIWALI'' & hope the coming days will be your best so 4filled with every prosperity all throughout the year!
  70. D Dear
    I i
    W will
    A Always
    L love
    I India

    bcz it gv me a chance 2 mk a wish 4 sweet prsn like u.
    Happy Diwali 2 u & ur family

  71. Ashirwad mile bado se.Sahyog mile apno se.Khushiya mile jag se.Daulat mile rab se.Pyar mile sab se.Yahi duaa hai DILse Happy DIWALI...:-)
  72. JUST FOR U...

    ___ ,-._,(,)
    ___!-' @===


    ___ ,-._,*
    ___!-'


    ___ ,-*
    ___!-'


    ___
    ___!-*
    ** HAPPY**
    * DIWALI *
    ** WISHES **

  73. .-'" -.,.- '"-.
    ! HAPPY !
    " DEEWALI "
    '"-.,.-'" DIL SE
    May God gives U- Everything u want in ur life.
  74. This
    is
    to
    formally
    announce
    that
    I
    have
    started
    accepting
    Deepavali
    gifts
    in
    CASH,
    CHEQUES &
    CHOCOLATES etc.
    (no flowers plz).
    Avoid
    holiday
    rush,
    send
    now!
  75. LIFE is only traveled ONCE, Todays MOMENT becomes TOMORROWS MEMORY. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT OF LIFE is LIFE itself..
  76. Arz kiya hai "Jab leti ho tum angrai, mera dum sa nikal jata hai, janeman mujhe samjh nai aata hai ki deodrant lagane mein tumhara kya jata hai
  77. Life is like roads we travel, some r smooth, some r rough,n some i'd rather forget,but there is1 road i won't regret..the road where we met & became friends...
  78. "Har pal may pyaar hai, har lamhey may khushi hai, kho do toh yaaden hai, jee lo toh zindagi hai.... "Keep smiling".
  79. 1. Hmari acchai ka kitna fayda uthate ho, 1 msg bhej k 5 free pate ho..
    2. Hmare dil pr kyon zulm dhate ho, hmara msg fwd kar k dusron ko patate ho.
  80. Ki hoya...?

    Naaraz kyun aa...?

    Bolda kyun nee...?

    Aida ki gunaah kar dita main...?

    Galti naal teri Pooch te per hi rakh dita si na

  81. Jangal Main Meeting Thi.
    Lion Tha.
    Tiger Tha.
    Sab Prani The. Lion Ne Puchha


    "gadha Nahi Dikh Raha"?


    Tiger Ne Kaha

    "gadha Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai"..

  82. Once a CHUA waz running very fast in jungle.
    FOX asked him,
    Y r U running so fast?
    CHUA replied,SHER Di KiSE NE BHEN CHED DiTi AE,
    TE NAaM MITRAN DA LA DiTA E.
  83. When Words fail, Eyes work. When Eyes fail Heart works. When Heart fails.... To kya? Samaj le tapak gaya... MAMU.!!!
  84. Tere bistr pr mkdi ghume,Tere kamre me macchar phire,Sari raat tujhe grmi lage,Tere sapno me bhoot aye,Agr tu mujhe Gd Night kre bin so jaye.
  85. Three possible reasons when Man opens car door for wife:-

    1. The CAR is NEW...!

    2. The WIFE is NEW...!

    3. She is NOT his WIFE...! :-)

  86. Basanti nach!
    ò
    /£>
    J?

    ò
    /£>
    J?

    ò
    /£>
    J?

    ò
    /£>
    J?

    ò
    /£>
    J?

    Basanti kutto ke saamne nahi nachti.

  87. Abe o burai ke rasgulle, pap ki barfi, bewafai ke laddu, matlabi chuski, badmashi ke pedhe, jhoot ke kalakand ............ Tu bada hi sweet hai yaar.....
  88. That wasn't earthquake that was my cell phone on vibrator mode with earth shakin technology..... Feel the difference.
  89. Some time the earth shake and it shakes our conciousness, it makes us realised the essence of life because death has touched our feet... Wishing u al long life.
  90. Lo aa gaya bhoochal, kar di usne dhamal,umeed hai apne uska lutf uthaya hoga,jitna anand hamne uthaya,utna maza apko bhi aaya hoga.. Happy BHOOCHAL day.
  91. Some day u may lose ur hairs,and even ur teeth,but one beautiful thing u'll never lose is ur "MIND"because u can never lose what u don't have.
  92. Aadmi apane marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha, patni ne pucha: Oh tussi itni der se KYA dekh rahe ho. . MAN: Oye expiry date dund raha hoon...
  93. U want nokia 6680 at Rs.999/only with free simcard & with 1000 sms free & 750 talktime free just log on 2 www.susu karke soja mai milega.com
  94. Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha.Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu.Wife ne jawab dia-aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss mili,doodh vala 2kiss mein man gaya,teachcr ko 7deni pari,kariyane vala sirf kiss se nahi mana,sabjivala 7 mein nahi mana 9 deni pari,makan vala to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai,aap chinta na kare mere pass 35 baki hai,aap ki apni paro.
  95. Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts up! "Quick! My husband is back!" man gets up, jumps of window, then realizes: "Shit, I'm the husband!"
  96. Mahek dosti ki kabi kam nahi hoti, ye aisi kahani hai jo kabi khatm nai hoti, saath zindagi main SACHE dost ka hai to zindagi JANNAT se kam nai hoti....
  97. Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, ankhe band hai fir bhi nazar aa rahe ho, na jane kyun aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aur muskura rahe ho.
  98. Sweet like Honey, Costly like Money, Blessing like a Shower, Pretty like a Flower, Busy like a Bee, Thank God for giving you ,
    a friend like me !
    Good morning.
  99. Eh zindagi pani diyan char chalan,ehna pata nahi kad suk jana,has khed ke zindagi gujaar layie,ehna saha ne pata nahi kad muk jana..
  100. Sardar at an art gallery: wah! Ki dravni cheez banai hai is artist ne......
    Host: sir sorry per eh ta sheesha hai...
  101. oki puchde DOSTAAN da pyar kiven payida

    Dil hath te dhar k døstaan wal langh jayida

    Pta vi na lge dostaän nu eve dil ch vas jaida

    zakhma nu chupa k dostaan nu hsaida


    Galt hove dost tan pyar nal smjhaida


    Rus jave dost tan jind jaan nal mnaida


    Ena pyar dost nal paida je rabb bulave dost nu tan aap tur jaida...

  102. Dosti: Kaho to do lafz. Mano to bandgi. Socho to gehra sagar. Dubo to jindgi. Karo to aasan. Nibhao to mushkil. Bikhre to sara zamana. Simte to TUM.
  103. A warm 'gud nyt',larger than the sea! Wider than what eyes can see! Soft like d silk should be! And sweeter than honey of d bee.. Have a sweet drim 2nite.
  104. Bagwan Krishan ne geeta me kaha hai
    kaliyug me ek karamyogi dost hoga jo sms karta rahega aur dusra paapi sirf padke muskura lega.
    (Hass paapi hass)
  105. Love is


    99%unstopable


    99%unimagnable


    99%emotional


    99%desire


    99%destiny


    99%joy


    but a
    "FRIEND"
    like u

    is 1% more
    than LOVE..!GOOD MORNING

  106. (>"*"<)
    ( - , - ) zzz
    ---(">--<")---
    Sshh...... its only me putting a blanket on u so that u wont get cold, have a warm & nice sleep!!
    Good Nite...
  107. ()". ."()whatever
    ( O, ) mood ur
    (,,)o(,,) in now

    i wish somehow..


    ()". _"() my sms
    ( o , ) makes u
    (,,) o (,,)SMILE!! :

    Take care

  108. ("),))) (((,,(")
    'v'. . ) ( . . 'v'
    .,("'._,'")('"._,'"),
    (_>_)l_)(_l(_<_)

    RéàlFrìénds MàyLìvéApàrt,
    BtThéy ll AlwysBe
    2gthr At Heart. Good nite

  109. knÖck
    (>-<) knÖck!
    ("( 'o' )")
    (ö)(ö)%'
    Hi DEAR,
    Do u have space in ur inbÖx?

    Can i come in jÜst to sÄy Gud Mng, hv a gr8 day.

  110. ,**,*; _
    *Y/**___(__)_
    -//" -= _-= _=- -
    ,//-,,,_--,,__,,,

    a Beautiful
    SUN RISE...

    just like you...
    Good MORNING Have a nice Day!

  111. Why GOD created a Donkey before creating "U"? Ans.- b"coz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece before creating a "MASTER PIECE!!"
  112. Lafz aap do, geet hum banayenge; Raasta aap bano, manzil hum paayenge; Khushi aap do, hansi hum banayenge; Sacche dost aap bano, dosti hum nibhayenge.
  113. Captain of miltary-: Nojwano aage bado.
    Sardar aage nahi bada. Captain-: tum aage kyun nahi bade.Sardar-: aapne kaha 9 jwano aage bado main 10ve number pe tha!
  114. Daku-Tera naam ki e?Lady-ji,REETA. Daku-meri behan da naa vi REETA si,ja tenu maaf kita.Daku-Tera ki naam e? Sardar-ji,SANTA par pyar naal mainu REETA kehnde ne
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